I am not okay with the lack of continuity for Goofy’s real name
I don’t know what I was expecting, but this is bullshit.
I AM NOT OKAY WITH THE LACK OF CONTINUITY
goofy changes his name ever few years for the purpose of tax evasion, he has been dodging the government for well over half a century and owes hardworking american citizens hundreds of thousands of dollars in back taxes
i’m mad that in the “steve discovers pop culture” posts nobody mentions him losing his shit over animation like homie’s an artist and probably saw snow white as many times as he could. imagine him seeing Ariel’s hair float around in the little mermaid or all the weird partial 3D in Aladdin
and tony’s in the corner like “but sci fi and visual effects” and steve’s like shhh i’m trying to watch the hunchback of notre dame”
Imagine if society required you to solve a math problem every time you met a new person. It’s always the same math problem but with different numbers so you could just give the answer in a few seconds but you also have to show all of your work which can sometimes take hours. Nothing is forcing you to do this every time you meet someone and no one seems to question why we do it. This is how I feel about small talk.
this kid in my drama class said “i relate to loki on a personal level because we’re both adopted and yearn for world domination”
accidentally typing “abe” instead of “bae”
I love when people randomly follow me because I assume they’ve just seen something I said and went “ah yes. This nerd seems particularly strange. Let’s see what else it does”